puking up blue gatorade is not as nearly as much fun as it sounds
since we're both too lazy to go to each others house, you drink there, i'll drink here and we'll skype. it's the same thing.
I just delivered a ham and cheese to a strip club. you were right this job is not that bad
just saw someone in just a bathrobe not even tied shut run to the bathroom with a facefull of cum. Someone had a good night
just watched a cripple ollie in his wheelchair to get on to the elevated floor in the bar. I. LOVE. WISCONSIN
I just had my first boner in 64 days today....glad to find out my fluids are still pumpin
she visited to give me a bj between clients. Social work at its finest.
tell me why they applauded then the bartender locked himself in the bathroom when i walked into the bar today ????
There is a 90 percent chance I threw up in a mailbox last night....
I just finished a four mile round trip walk to CVS to buy shaving cream and lube. You're welcome.
I am the murdurer of this scooby doo episode
We have moved from phase 1: honeymoon, to phase 2: trapped in relationship until the cold embrace of death
man fuck you i am a delight. you're the one who fucking set his tree on fire while high
He gave me an orgasim so fantastic that I had an asthma attack.
Isn't it funny how we're still best friends after that incident with the old lady in the bathroom
You fucking bailed on me. But I love you still
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