he rolled over and started playing skeeball on his iphone after we had the best sex yet considering he only lasted 10 seconds last time.. im getting standards.. tomorrow. for now im just going to enjoy the fact i counted over 20 this time.
I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
Taking my final with a coffee mug full of keystone... best semester ever.
Just coat-checked 2 backpacks full of 40's...it was the bouncer's idea.
Drunk me thinks I can light up a cig anywhere, sober me finds this hilarious and highly irresponsible. The grocery store is not a bar.
My vagina senses are tingling. I know your here.
can we get vodka so I have an excuse for being an emotional wreck
Yo I found your batman costume.... It was in my pool with a shitload of beer cans
He asked for a foot job. Whatever. I guess I'm swimming in new slut waters tonight.
We hooked up. It felt slightly wrong considering he is my foreign exchange student but there's a reason America imports. Foreigners got the goods.
Drunk enough that you donated $50 to taco bell, because they serve a great purpose.
I am. I woke up on someone's front lawn dressed as max Payne also be proud.
Spending the night with him made me realize that stupid people both irritate and fascinate me, so I'd say it equaled itself out.
You wouldn't put pants on to see my parents.
He shit in the fireplace
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