it's a well known fact that sluts are attracted to bright colors
american apparel?
try lime green
so I woke up and found tortilla in my belly button
she looked me in the eyes and called me a poet because i was singing lady gaga, then she fell over...
We folded our dollar bills into airplanes. This really makes the strippers work for it. Like air miles.
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Turned out not to be so bad. He had a big dick and i owed him for all the free beer over the year.
There's cake. And donuts. And strippers. It's like 5 year old me and 20 year old me are throwing a party together...
theres pictures of him knuckle deep in her, both of them thumbs up and cheesin. someone should take her kid away
What about.....a game of twister and....wait..nevermind. I've hit my cap for sexualizing things today.
I think a van full of parolees just blew me kisses. Thoughts?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
My family will be here in an hour and I'm deciding between doing my makeup or saying fuck it and wearing what's left of last night's...
I think I'm going to give him a welcome back to single life blow job
you know she was a bad idea when your mom offers to pay for an eHarmony account
Only I could turn my one night stands into class essays. Go me.
It’s like I’m living in some alternate wet dream universe right now
i'm currently watching a guy eat a bunch of cacti and i have lost all faith in humanity
**cactuseses
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