why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
i also saw a trio of peacocks walking along a sidewalk in hollywood today. i really hope im not tripping.
i woke up with a shirt on. the kids in my daycare group had a lot of questions when i took off my shirt at the pool to reveal "property of brittany" written on my chest and an arrow pointing to my dick.
his penis was like watching paranormal activity your very hyped up to see it but you think it might be very scary and in the end you didnt really see anything at all
still doesn't change the fact you were dunking your sock in the toilet.
he told me he expects me to keep the fangs on when i go down on him. presumptuous, yes, but man after my own heart.
I'm pregaming for my hair cut. Working two jobs definately taught me how to use my time wisely...
i'm going to invent a mini fridge that can hang from faucets so i don't have to get out of the bathtub anymore for a cold beer. its a million dollar idea
He doesn't have any game.. I mean, his one move is forwarding chicks pictures of his penis.
He just tried to eat my hair and he keeps talking about pissing on everything, come home soon I beg of you
Ok everyone, the frat server is slow because of the 11 TB of porn on there. Either clean out your partition by Sunday or it will be erased. Thanks for your help.
Almost threw up on my grandmother as she walked in the house. Had to run to the bathroom and vomit my brains out. Prolly getting taken out of the Will now.
Where is Holly?
Nevermind. i can hear her having sex two doors down
Hi,\n\nYou left your underwear in my Uber. Thanks and bye.
Its okay. I just know how you can text with your hands cuffed behind you back, so I had no idea what "oh shit" meant.
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