Haym$ered
turn off your phone and go to bed
No awkward lesbian experiences without me
thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
i am making flyers for the homeless letting them know about free chipolte day
Had a dream I was a monkey and smoked pot out of a bong made out of a tree
U shoulda just taken her to a stall and banged her and let me watch the game. Some friend u r.
she went apple picking. why dont we do cute things like that? let's go to a pumpkin patch!
because we're not cute. we're sluts. and sluts don't go apple picking.
It's so cute when the exchange student uses "blowjob" as a verb.
Explain to me how "cheap asian titties" is a complement?
still using moms red Christmas cookie plate she sent to cut lines on. not sure I can return with a clear conscious
this is not the first time I've had hot dogs and 151 for thanksgiving.
He got violent drunk so we have to untie him in the morning. He's in your basement and you're out of electrical tape. Don't forget because I will.
So another one of your girlfriends from middle school had a baby. Thank god you are gay, otherwise you would definitely be a dad by now.
Some days you just pee in a stairwell and go home.
his daughter has his phone and goesss ohhh boobies and shows me a picture of my own tits...
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