There's a hobo dancing by himself. Is anyone going to ask how he got in the house?
So he asked me last night if I would cheer him on while he masturbated...
I wish all the girls i wanted to sleep with knew how big my dick was then id have a better chance
we just watched the ball drop on the spanish channel. best mistake of my life.
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What am I legally allowed to do to a girl that is the equivalent of me punching her in the face?
The timing couldn't have been better if I planned it. His mom walked away, I vomited in their mulch, and then his mom came back and offered me bread.
Koalas always seemed like really high little puppy kittens to me.
You left a motherfucking bruise. ON MY TIT. How? How do you even. No.
Well its official, I'm into significantly freakier sex than even I thought possible.
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Being drunk with magicians is fucking mind blowing. This Asian guy just made a platypus appear and disappear. This is not a drill.
who is the naked dude on the coffee table
thats jeff, jeff is nice so don't be rude
You ate my pie without asking. So don't get butt hurt if I send you link to plus size clothing stores.
meow
use your words like a big girl
i ran over your cat.
I woke up in the bathroom clutching a stuffed shark. My night was fantastic, thanks for asking.
Do you think it would be weird to wear a shirt that says 'big fun small package' from an ex for a first date?
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