these burps are starting to have way more vomit in them,
U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
Just saw a car with license plate GYPSYS that was full of gypsies
Dude I just figured out the mystery flavor of airhead is vodka sprite, no way i'm wrong
one day I'm really going to regret not using the boners I got in planes and cars
his dog just threw up on me too. its like im a throwup magnet to that family.
i'm so sad bro, I can't get any pussy. I'm so sad
I bought a 9 dollar purse from payless so if I throw up in it tomorrow, no biggie.
so I was at the house for 3min to grab my bathing suit & tequila. You know, the go-to weekend combination
she never specifically said NOT to fuck her boyfriend so technically we can still be best friends
Dude, just be careful. Her invitation for BJ is just a trap for her to stick her finger up your ass.
He gave me one look and told me I'm not allowed to board the plane if I'm still as drunk by departure time.
Don't come. It's not even a party it's a total sausage fest. Like 20 drunk dudes in a bedroom. We can still drink by ourselves though it'll be ok
well his attempt to make a white russian with instant coffee, gone off milk, and that weird probably illegal vodka we bought the other day isnt going well
Ok because I want to set a new world record for how fast I can drink away my Christmas money
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