this girl just gave me her phone number and 5 mins later right in front of me she is giving her number to another dude
call her and ask her what she thinks she's doing
No, we just ended up walking around in his pool high and singing songs by The Wiggles.
The size of her hoop earrings are directly related to how much of a slut she is.
wicked high...have munchies. cherry flavor lube. problem solved.
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WHOA. WHOA. WTF. WHOA. TOO HIGH FOR HIM TO BE ENGAGED RIGHT NOW.
It was so good the neighbors even had a cigarette.
He filled our room with little plastic cups of beer so the only way I could get out was by drinking them all.
She is crazy, dude. She actually bit me on the gootch.
she's drunk at 2 in the afternoon again. at least my mother is predictable.
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his version of basketball was throwing hot sauce packets down my cleavage at taco bell at 2 am with his buddy.the cashier kept score
I drank toilet water last night, I can't answer you because my phone is in rice.
From now on, you must never doubt my ability to go from drunken rambling lovesick girl to Stepford wife within the course of a few hours.
I feel like vibrating beds are just synonymous with venereal diseases.
Some dude peed on tonys floor because drunkness
They offered him a bucket as he was peeing and he was like "Nah, I'm good"
I mean, she's batshit insane and once choked a guy with one hand but she's still MILF material in my book.
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