I had a disgustingly explicit dream last night involving myself and lil wayne.
Well for one thing, she was eating rice with a shot glass.
So I've come to the conclusion that I would cry if I had an ugly baby.
It didn't go so well. He got drunk and asked my dad if 'front or back' virginity mattered more.
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Wait, how is it that I'm just getting ready to go out and you're already showing your penis to freshmen girls?
i tried to climb in the window in the limo because i wanted the driver to take me to get noodles. ive reached a new level of fat kid
I just want to know what horrible accidents of evolution allowed that tiny penis to exist
It was awful. Their identical twins so it was like having sex with Jeff wearing a wig and shaved legs.
Remember when we saw my neighbor taking dick pics of himself? He's back at it!
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I'm sure we could make a ball of yarn and a nickel into a drinking game
You serve our country by fighting in the sandbox, i serve our country by entertaining rich businessmans' daughters. We each do our part.
My soul is telling me that I need to take this exam naked.
First time a guy goes down on me and his dog had its head on my knee the whole time. I swear it was judging me.
I'm currently drunk proofing my room
She pulled out a water gun filled with vodka and called it her weapon of choice tonight. She's fine.
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