Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
TXT her NOW! The phone is actually IN her Va-Jay-Jay!!
apparently i started the naked brigade. and depantsed everyone who wasn't naked. her parents must hate me.
She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
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You burnt your salmon and tried to mail it. Post marked to: Starving Kid in Africa
just found a carrot inside of a baby sock. living with toddlers is like living with tiny hammered people.
Well I will be attending the wedding with a flask of wine, potentially with a straw, and POM POMS for cheering purposes. Needless to say I will be well lubricated by your arrival..
My diabetic professor who apparently didn't eat anything all day keeps passing out. I gave him a joint. He's gonna be fine.
Tiny.
I mean tony. It's like autocorrect knows he wasn't well endowed.
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Don't worry, I could have been accepted their by waving my dick at the admissions building.
I didn't rip your fishnets, WE ripped your fishnets.
Oh yeah, it was definitely the best sex of my life, I just don't think I can fix the kitchen table before my parents get back...
In the last 2 hours I managed to have romantic starlit sex on the beach as the tide came in with not only just a gorgeous man, but one who happens to be Eastern European and finishing Harvard law school.
Oh wow. I want to be you right now.
hey can you send me that pic of that dude?...if this isn't Rochelle's phone...can you please find and tell Rochelle to send me that picture of that dude?
it's like i'm your dad, but instead of reminding you to bring your lunch to school i remind you to take a good long hit from your bong.
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