at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
How do you get mayonnaise out of... well jesus it's everywhere, let's start with carpets
I just realized i came back home with my lei that one night. How do i forget my bra but remember my lei?
after last halloween when i met that 26yr old guy from russia who was hot until we madeout and he became obsessed with touching my forehead after the ecstasy he did and then tried to sell me pills from an m&m mini container, i think im staying away from parties downtown
Ive been thinking this might sound random.. But we need a piano in our house next year specifically for railing chicks on it.
So apparently I ended up throwing my clothes in the toilet after getting kicked out of TQ and ran around the neighborhood in my boxers. Works gonna suck hard once this hangover kicks in. Also: I lost a shoe so looks like flipflops for the rest of winter
I wasn't half as drunk as u but u were saying u were a "worm" and u tried to slither out of my grasp
I will expect an hourly check text to confirm you are alive and that you aren't dead in a ditch somewhere with a hobo dry humping your corpse
5% want to drink juice and feel better, 95% just want to touch your butt
Never has jello made me angry to the point of drinking. But here I am.
video games take priority over anything else you can offer me.
My boss want to throw me an everclear birthday.
The UTI came back with a vengeance.
And you seriously thought you could just walk in naked with a bow tied around your penis?
It seemed like a good idea at the time...
You're a problem for me, dick game too good. In the future when I'm with someone I actually wanna to date, now I'm gonna compare.
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