I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
i make out with random ppl when i drink he shouldnt feel special
I'm at the store buying plan b and vodka
the cocktail of hope
our drinking schedule never changed, we just drank at work.
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I've come to realize time passes slowest when I'm sitting in class, waiting for microwavable foods, working out, & giving head.
we tried to steer you away from them but you just kept yelling 'i need dick' and going back. sorry.
the last thing i remember is ordering pitchers of white russians....
I want him to rain dance my fallopian tubes.
Because you stood over the Ice luge screaming STONE COLD and poured beer on everyone
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So, the officer that worked my wreck, I'm rockin his world tonight. He saw me high on morphine in the ER. So he knows my level of crazy. Think he'll agree to wear his gun?
So many things can go wrong tonight.
I'm studying. And by studying I mean I am laying on my floor drinking boones farm alone. Last two weeks. Fuck it.
I'm about to play another round of who's panties are in my car.
The girl in the hotel room next to us walked out at the same time as me this morning. She just shook her head, looked at me and said, "faker." Is it that easy to tell?!??
Things could not have gone more poorly if I had stripped naked and run through the Sahara with sirloins tied to my vagina.
IT'S PERFEFT
... what?
HIS DICK. IT'S PERFECT. BYE.
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