There's a show on the Discovery Channel about T-Rex sex. I think this just made my life.
he was writing an apology letter to his liver in shakespearean english... That much fun...
well apperantly i passed out on the stairs shouting "victory".
I think it says something about my life when I start picking up girls while im in rehab. And I don't think it's good.
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Faking my way through an entire party as a British exchange student. Wish me luck.
tried to chug a glass full of ice cubes. went better then expected.
Apparently "dick me" was not the response he was looking for.
He yearns for your heart.
He needs to stop being a pussy about it.
So I've been in more fights on one leg than I've had on two.
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Are you trying to say I've made an emotionally well rounded transformation similar to the Grinch?
I'm done, I have no more memes or ways to ask for nudes, so yeah
Are you going to regret this?
No I do t think so
Ok then he can enter the holy dorm temple.
I don't care that he's really strong. I need him to make me cum not fix my back problems
My dad accidentally texted me asking if I had weed...
Maybe you should say yes, and you guys can like bond or something...
its not much but to go through all that to ask for half a balls worth of money was so stressful
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