my periods are so regular now that they are sync-ed with my subscriptions of vogue.
How do you tell if you're on the terrorist watch list?
My warmest regards to the fish in that koi pond I puked in.
I mean its not the first time I passed out drunk at barnes and noble.
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I found his retainer in my ass crack. It smells like shame.
Will you judge me if i do shots in my basement closet first? No? Okay good
I DID MY EXPERIMENTING. FOUR YEARS OF IT. IN HIGH SCHOOL.
You kept hiding under tables and grabbing people's legs and shouting SHARK ATTACK.
Sexual favors are the only currency recognized by the Republic of Greg
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Sent him a nude and I forgot to crop out the Jesus picture in the background. The Catholic guilt is too real.
How old am I that I had to sneak a boy out of my room this morning...
Did anyone see us fucking last night on the giant turtle outside downtown Disney?
She made me baby bird juul smoke to her while we were fucking
so i went over to her house and we played crash bandicoot, ate calzones, and had sex all day. im in love.
We left an ass print on the conference room table, but I don’t think anyone caught on
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