If I remember correctly, I may have been smoking a cigarette on the dance floor. This is the true sign of a douchebag in his native habitat...fmylife
I'm at the bar with Ashley what should I do?
humiliate her
I puked while I was brushing my teeth this morning and had to get a new tbrush
Ew, did you brush them again?
Yeah but i puked on the new one and decided to give up...failure
My mom was talking about how protein is essential to strong bones and then I told her, I'll give you protein.
How unfortunate for your Mom.
Tried killing a moth in our bathroom. Water everywhere. Don't worry about it.
I say that when we get our grades back we're making a drinking game out of it.
you came downstairs saying you were now 'dressed to impress'
what was i wearing?
nothing
there are some nice people on this island. free ride free pancakes and they even prayed for us when they dropped us off
It went alright, nothing too special, just got threatened with a knife by our server.
I think I ingested my vampire fangs last night.
Got stuck at my fwb place for three days because I decided sex was more important than my safety in the weather. Worth it.
ICE CREAM AND CAKE BITCHESSSSSS
He said that we couldn't refer to each other as brother and sister anymore cuz we were in no way related and he would love nothing more than to get naked with me.
WHAT THE FUCK DREAM ME
I'M GONNA PUNCH THAT BITCH THE FUCK DID SHE THINK SHE WAS DOIN
if I was a good friend this would be the time that i would remind you that you have a boyfriend
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