Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
Sex on a trampoline was so worth getting a mosquito bite on my penis
He was eating me out on the dryer...and his mom walked in with her laundry basket...
He wasn't the only one with a full load.
she got to the point every few minutes she checked to see if her boobs were still there.
Hey couldn't find water bottle to put margs in whole bottle in purse gonna stop and get cups and ice from starbucks and burrito from una mas want a quesadilla
I don't want to talk. I just want to motorboat those tits
I tried to say goodbye but you were hugging a trash can and I wasn't sure if you had clothes on
You couldn't find your shoe so you introduced yourself as Cinderella for the rest of the night.
Ahh that explains the text from creepy mike saying he would be my prince charming.
I think they make you graduate because you get too old to go hard and become a risk. homecoming weekend wins again. fuck.
I guess the wine stains on your shirt and the $2 vodka tonics you're sweating out just scream, "Welcome to DC, please ask me for directions."
I'm giving head in a stairwell, I'll be back in a few minutes. I'm so ashamed.
That shit was hard as fuck. It felt like a mountain entering my vagina.
He's talking about feelings now. I don't even know if he came???
i'm growling thTa how much i wNn slwwwp.
save me some of whatever you're doing i'll be there in five.
Did he pick you up in a mini van?
Yes. Turns out my sugar daddy is about to be an actual daddy
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