He is such a slut. More and more my type.
i just turned barefoot contessa into a drinking game. everytime she uses a knife butter or salt i drink.
I am about to get in a knife fight over a corn dog.
Just saw the true definition of the muffin top and camel toe all on one person at the DC zoo... Tried to take a pic but she got away..
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i convinced her that her period would come back if we did it doggy style
somethin' about having sex in my parents bed makes me feel like l'm finally an adult.
She just said she wanted to get freaky and left the room. I'm almost certain I just heard the microwave.
Everytime I walk into a bathroom at school that I've taken a pregnancy test in I get a little bit nostalgic....
As long as you're not dating white guys again.
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Breathalizer & tazer party did not go as casually as expected.
Just did it in a room with glowing stars to Peter Gabriel's down to earth on shrooms. This is like god
I was at the pharmacy picking up my herpes medication and the pharmacist asked if I had any questions about my medicine, looked at the bottle, and laughed. Insult to injury man.
Yeah yeah I know I have to bring your dog back.
Sooooo have your ex-girl console you over your ex ex girl that you destroyed said ex-girl over the possibility of
Just finished 151. Eating nutella off a spoon. Bring condoms.
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