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I told you not to ruin your birthday surprise!
I don't know how much more of summer my liver can take.
that blow job was not worth the clinginess that will follow
she laid there and continued moaning loudly for like 10 minutes after we were done, just so that her mom would be jealous
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I wonder if he has realized that I have poured all if those shots he bought into the tip jar
when it says do not use on the face or genital areas, it MEANS do not use on the face or genital areas.
I had a dream last night where I used the marginal product rule to figure out how much more hangover I got per sip of four loko, econ is taking over my life...
At 27 it's no longer called 'slutty', it's called having a healthy sex life...
Sometimes I have to make sure these messages are going to you and I'm not about to give someone in my phone book a heart attack.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I saw a shooting star while he was eating me out at 3am by my neighbors pool. Doesn't get more magical than that
I'm just gonna eat nachos and wine fruit forever.
Literally just had a girl put her street name into my phone. Yeah.
There's a stripper getting there at 10 though so hopefully I'm out before the stripper gets there. I don't have time to deal with a stripper.
My cardio is walking around the office looking for free food.
My vagina is no longer accepting new clients.
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