People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
apparently i walked up to the counter, put $30 worth of snacks next to this girl, and went 'uhh i have no money'
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
Probably, but last night was a special kind of drunk. It was a "let's see how drunk I can get without killing myself" drunk.
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Mom's drinking. Just asked her if she was good to walk back to the condo. She seemed unsure until she remembered she brought the GPS. We are 2 blocks from the condo.
She just said she wanted to get freaky and left the room. I'm almost certain I just heard the microwave.
This is the last pregnancy scare i've had since i was 12 and i thought you could get pregnant from masturbating.
Just curious... Do you still have the cocks bracelet? You know, the one we pass around to whoevers been the biggest slut recently?
Does the room smell any better?
Yeah, i sprayed perfume. It smells like Victoria's Secret, if Victoria's secret was that she was homeless.
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YO. MCGRIDDLES.
I have a horrible feeling I left my dildo in the kitchen today after washing it. This is my life.
Is it disrespectful or patriotic to pole dance on an american flag pole?
Anyone who does not know who Paul McCartney is does NOT get to put hands in my pants
Try me, you 5'5 gremlin
Go ahead without me. This chick is buying me drinks and just found out her husband is cheating on her. I think I just found the next level of revenge fucking: Scorned Trophy Wife Sex
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