I dont ever wanna see you tell my little brother to "spread the seed" ever again
its awkward enough using a urinal next to your dad but its worse finding out hes one of the guys who goes no hands and moans it out
so i was supposed to be to work at 8..but its 9:15 and im currently standing stoned in the middle of holiday...with a bag with three doughnuts, two redbulls, and a slim jim..
god i miss watching you do this...
even iPhones love lady gaga. everytime I type haha it trys to correct it to gaga. this is bullshit...
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he just wrote my ten page research paper for tit pics. i love my boobs.
i love being in ibiza. their hotels are much more receptive to walking around naked in the lobby than our american ones.
All I remember is doing a naked tuck and roll of your bed.
Well were gunna have to wash the couch cover now...maybe even the couch, soap or fire your decision
how does 'resolution to respect myself more' follow 'he fucks me really hard'?
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you are going to have to live with the consequences, i'm going to fuck your sister
Dude. All those hangovers I never had came back with a vengeance. I just opened the door of this car to barf. The car was not motionless. We are on the autobahn.
She roared AMY HORNEY and hulk hoganed her shirt off. Fuckin marriage time bro
I just got head while watching air force one. Harrison ford would be proud.
All three of my roommates have their significant others over. We're all hanging out in the living room. It's like I'm the trifecta of third-wheeling
I got hella high today and freaked out about life and interest rates
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