He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
I'm watching Cheaper By The Dozen. I almost forgot that Hilary Duff was a really shitty actor before she was a really shitty singer.
I'm taking this break up pretty rough.. I've never been to sad to masturbate.
i am way too old to be getting fingered at work
Blackout strip poker. Now. Bring flashlights because we found that candles are dangerous with nudity.
I think I should advise against you hooking up with a guy that throws "the shocker" up in all of his pictures on facebook. Just sayin.
but it was less of a make out and more of a goodnight kiss as a "thanks for giving our drunk asses a ride home and sorry we called your bar the worst bar in LA"
I just added a bunch of arbitrary options to my ouija board. Ghosts can now tell me "cheddar," "the homosexual agenda," "the whole foods vegan aisle," or "viable offspring"
oh my god you are days, if not hours away from a dick pic. This is the day the lord has made rejoice and be glad in it
I think he bit my vagina. Who does that?
Is this like a preordered booty call?
he threw an umbrella that he ripped out of the table at the fence like he was harpooning a whale while the owner of the bar was outside then tried to blame it on an old man...
Will you be doing the frenzied booty dance of passionate ownage on my penis tonight
Also, next time I go get a wax, I'm gonna ask the girl about the innie to outie ratio she sees on the daily.
I fucked a 6 foot tall guy who has abs showing without even flexing... I am a wizard and I have magical powers.
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