I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
dude! the alphabet song and twinkle twinkle little star are like the same tune
what drug did you take to come to that conclusion??
She's holding my hand. I'm going to kill myself.
i hope when i become a housewife i'm more of a gretchen and less of a vicky
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I threw up red last night... I wanted to pinch myself because it wasn't green.
we were boning in the bathroom when her boyfriend came upstairs. I wish i could remember what happened next more clearly, because it had to have been hilarious
The first thing they saw when they walked in was all four of our std test's hangin on the fridge....i'd be worried if they didn't think we were sluts
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
I'll offer my penis as collateral. You can hold title to it till I pay you back.
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You just stood up, raised your glass and said, "I'd like to thank the academy" then fell through a glass table. THAT'S why we cut you off.
Thanks for having me and my emotional baggage over last night.
You shouldn't do laundry high cus pink.
I'll miss you, too. On the bright side, a night away from one another might give me a chance to recup seminal fluids.
I could definitely fill a shot glass w my cum
please don't
You could sing the national anthem right before we have sex. Make it feel like a sporting event
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