We're like a lot better than the average bears
hey can you give me head? jesse told me that you're really good
who is this?
jesse's little brother
after giving me morning oral, he left saying "hate to eat and run but..." oh yeah, he's getting a second date.
Well whatever you do have, it sure worked on me.
A Penis?
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dude, I'm passing out in the fifth floor janitors closet. Let me know when the rooms opened back up
I swear the pregnant cashier was jealous when I bought my plan B
I just bared my soul to you and you fell asleep. Or you're fucking your boyfriend. Either way, not cool. fuck.
The van in front of me contains people having SEX. I am in full view of a SEX VAN.
It's kind of like, standing in a garage and pretending you're a car. Except you're naked.
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Just watched a guy ride a bike off his roof into his pool. On my way to the liquor store, picking you up in 20
you can only text me tonight if its in drake lyrics. thats the rule
making my breakfast out of the pot brownies we made last night. Safe to say it's time to go grocery shopping.
He got naked after doing the Ice Water Challenge and it was still enormous. So, yeah, I stayed over.
And then she said "welcome homeeeee!!!" As she got off. Best thing about being back from Afghanistan
God, please protect all woman from micro-penises
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