She went from zero to smokin in five shots
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go home
It will be a surprise...all i can say is stripper clown
better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say
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it tasted disgusting. but i pretty much drank it in the name of science, and free alcohol
Are taco bell cups microwave safe? I can't make that judgement right now
Top hats and gin. This is why I love day drinking.
You know, having a conversation evolve from attractive men to roommate orgies would be weird with anyone else, but you get me.
Please tell me that is you having sex in my car in my driveway and not a complete stranger.
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I'm going to fix your towel rack. I broke it while I was dancing on it.
Aside from having sex with a rando in a toga on george's couch i think taking plan b in the library is the most hashtag college thing i've ever done
Yet he continued to eat cereal out of the glove compartment in my car.
i got home safe but then alex started a fire so now we're at the hospital
Dude someone puked in a bowl n put it in the fridge. I thought it was salsa! Who does that?
Have you actually looked at the corn flakes box? I don't think the rooster has a soul.
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