**** and his GF asked me to give his stuff back, and they would give me a 100. HA, they dont know I have it to charity haha
That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
just walked past a group of stoners who were staring open jawed in the spice aisle. tonight they will stumble upon something amazing.
Being this Hungover on Easter has brought my closer to Jesus... I swear he had to feel shitty like this after coming back from the dead
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she said shes getting her period tomorrow so she wants to have sex now. i didnt object. it would have been heartless.
ofcourse you didnt.
I beat my mom's friend's boyfriend in a vodka chugging competition. Our generation FTW.
Huh interesting. Well thats too bad. Did he catch on?
I doubt it. After sex he sat there naked until the episode of fresh prince (which had JUST started) was over.
I honestly don't think it will ever get topped. Unless a real female cop arrests me, then fucks me. That's it.
We were talking when all of a sudden she reach and started squeezing my dick and goes "nice." and then just kept the conversation going like nothing happened.
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I just meant the frequency of your blow jobs on a flow chart wouldn't look too promising
The party was Hollywood themed and I won an oscar for "finest ass in a leading role"
My one regret (beside the inevitable shit storm that followed) is that now I can't fuck his cute friend.
If I don't answer right away it's because I took an Adderall and the fridge needs cleaned.
The sad moment you remember you have no power for a week and can't flush.....
Wrong number bro but that sounds like a damn shame.
Say thank you and give him a blowjob.
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