so the guy who showed me the apt today is now texting me and asking me out for drinks...he's at least 20 yrs oldr than me and highlights his hair, but part of me is wondering how low i can talk him down in rent during sex? wrong?
I am too high to leave where I am...And they are listening to Stained. This is my living hell.
THE PICTURE OF PEPPERMINT MOCHA MADE ME WANT TO TOUCH MYSELF
There's a girl at 7-11 apologizing for her behavior and asking if she can get her shoes back.
so all the bums hang out by my new store, they have a leader we call king bum... He got dethroned by police today for choking out a hooker. The bum heirarchy is in shambles right now.
So apparently I shook her hand very polite, said weiner and walked away
You climbed into the Suite next to us at the game so you could steal the half eaten hot dog someone had left on the table. That high.
I knew from the second he called his penis glorious that I was meant to sleep with him
Eating cold pizza and drinking a beer for breakfast while standing in a hotel window naked is how I say hello September...
i'm covered in glitter and body paint WTF
We're showing the video later bring pizza
If sandwichs had dicks, my life would be complete
I came back from England with a face tattoo and the only thing anyone can talk about is my beard.
But we made up last night and had unbelievably crazy sex tonight. I legit went blind for like 15mins from him choking me. It was awesome
Just because your drunk doesn't mean you can stick your dick in the snow. Just a FYI
He ate me out in the passenger seat of his Range Rover in a Tim Hortons parking lot. I could hear “oh canada” on the radio from a nearby school as I came. Most patriotic orgasm ever!
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