they need to just BURY HIM!
I thought Christmas was going to come before I did
Whatever. They have the same name, so it's not even cheating. It's brand loyalty.
I'm in the line at the airport trying not to vomit on the person in front of me. Happy Tuesday.
His mom just described him as a manipulative, deceitful bastard -- oddly I still want him
I haven't gone out since the baby was born. If I don't get arrested, in a fight, or both I'm going to be super pissed.
Made dad pull of the highway twice on the way home so I could puke. Yeah i'd say we ended the semester well.
Flatmate got laid for the first time in 3 years. I'm baking a cake.
WHAT IF I SAT OUTSIDE AND STARTED SCREAMING THE LYRICS TO O CANADA WOULD THAT FIX IT
PLEASE DON'T
When she says 'Polish hangover cure' she just means more vodka. Don't do it.
He is currently passed out on his toilet. Point day drinking.
I'm pretty sure I just came a kidney stone..
It's official. I have spent more money on weed than on textbooks this semester.
It's National Whipped Cream Day, prep those nips
Fuck your fuckin pumpkin spice. You and your subtle differences frighten and disgust me.
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