He famously once noted that women should wear white "like all other domestic appliances,"
i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i still was a whore
It's a beautiful day for a hangover
yeah she was being a bitch. do you remember me stealing ryan cabrerra's beer?!?!
small problem..I have a major exam in the morning so I might have to go to the library after the party
so no drinking for you?
don't be silly
As it would turn out, "jesusssssss" is not the password to enter Faith Chapel's wifi network.
It's amazing the difference a day and 2000 mg of antibiotic make. Nine days to go.
What are the signs of a concussion? Please don't freak out.
Remember me drinking the vodka from in between your legs?
I Can't even believe I threw all my pizza rolls at her, I mean not only did i ruin a good meal but now I dont have anymore
Everyone was passed out so I turned off the lights and locked all the doors. I also took the chicken sandwich in the microwave as payment.
My pants zipper is stuck halfway down. I have to interview an intern later. This day is gonna be amazing,
I just offered a cat a "drinky drinky" I'd say my night has started
Closed my eyes in the shower and got really dizzy. Not sure if neurological or result of 4 day vodka binge. Send help.
Just a little drinking. So much fun and love. The world is a shiny wonderful sphere in the sky so why shouldn't we celebrate?
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