Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
i wish sherlock holmes were still around today... he'd be able to find my g-spot.
The girl next to me in class is taking notes on woman's suffrage with a girls gone wild pen.
Bring your kids so they can distract our kids so we can drink beer in peace.
he asked me to hangout with him...and his son
I just walked in on my roommates playing baseball with old vegetables and a bigass knife.
Just seen a chubby version of you. Nearly kidnapped her. Perfect woman
Last night was good. Things got bad when I found a sledge hammer.
It's 10:15 on a Wednesday night and my dick is covered in pop rocks. How's your Wednesday going?
Turns out both me and my grandpa have a guilty pleasure for South American men.
I put in a tampon while driving a moving vehicle. I feel like this is simultaneously a new low and the sort of feat that deserves a merit badge.
I think he's like Cher he's going to live forever but not as scary looking
I'm actually pinning crap for Friendsgiving like a boss right now. These bitches better show up.
I don't know how I got home but I'm pretty sure the guy in my closet had something to do with it
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