is it bad that the economy has gotten so bad that finding cheap gas gives me the same excitement and joy as finding a hot, blonde haired, blue eyed, tall, athletic single straight guy?
you proceeded to suck on ur pinkie saying it reminded you of chris and you wanted him badly
after the first blizzard, i went out and bought a thirty and put it in a cooler and hid it out in the backyard. now the second blizzard has deposited 2 feet of snow on top of said cooler. there is a shovel and treasure map over here waiting for you
I coulnt tell if he was cumming or if I was throwing up
So this shipmate of mine somehow managed to throw up in his back pocket.
Sandwiches are there for you when porn isn't.
Thanks for last night. Sorry if i was obnoxious. I respect your morals and i wouldn't want you to lose your virginity to a drunk girl in your mom's prius.
Lazier than spoon feeding yourself popcorn and debating adult diapers so you don't have to leave the mentalist marathon on tv?
All of a sudden i love everyone. In all their flawed and failing beauty. This is pretty good weed.
Jusy read on a science page that squeezing boobs can prevent cancer cells from forming in them, youre welcome.
I bet, I woke up to you like naked at 4 in the morning shoving a sandwich in your face
Halfway through missionary I realized I was partially laying on his sleeping dog and idk that just kinda ruined it for me sooo
He's actually really cute and seems like a good guy. And given that he likes lots of drugs, he could come in handy.
What'd I miss?
Erotic hypnosis and studded dog collars.
Fuck your bullshit loser kid and his gluten allergy.
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