Yeah, i think she was German or something.
No dude, she's just got a speech impediment.
And no, shaving doesn't make it look bigger, either
$1.99 mimosas n bloodys til 3. Happy hour starts at 4. We're gonna ride the mechanical bull to kill the hour inbetween.
Please take video.
These 5 days benders will be the death of me. Just living and breathing is a struggle right now.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Sex and the city 2 and twilight getting released in the same month. God hates mankind.
I just found a pubic hair on my dick that wasn't mine.
We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
The gym is handing out free condoms this week, motivation to work out this week?
He said he was trying to live vicariously through me. I didn't have the heart to tell him that meant he was vicariously fucking his best friend.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Dude the animal human society told us we could get a dog when we came back sober. I cant wait.
I'm having one of my monday morning walk of shame coffees if you care to join.
I got titty fucked last night and you're breastfeeding your newborn. Clearly we have gone two totally different paths since 2011.
Keep in mind this was 2012... YOLO was a very new concept.
God I love dating single dads. They've got their shit at least a little bit together and there's always snacks after sex. #nakedfruitrollups
Please stop calling me a pterodactyl during sex. It only happens when you're drunk, but still.
Randomize