He saved me in his phone as Easy Jen. Should I be offended?
I wouldn't worry about it. He has me as "Sex Puppet."
at what point did putting a bag of doritos in the freezer seem like a really good idea?
someone just drove by blasting livin on a prayer and threw like 6 bagels out the window... was it you?!
We started telling people we were married, and then we hooked up on a park bench
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ARE YOU GOING TO SACRIFICE YOUR LIFE FOR MCDONALDS HASHRBOWNS
We are winners. And by winners I mean home wrecking sluts
Isn't that what our 20s r for?? Testing the strength of other people's shitty relationships?
I'm going to superglue stuart's hands into socker boppers
Please say a prayer for the elevator people at work today. My farts are significantly more potent the day after hitting that korean place for lunch...
He had all the grace of a fucking hippo and the emotional control of a five year old
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Nipple rings and loofahs DO NOT mix.
Great. I broke up with him before he could like my selfie, now I'm down a like.
COVER ME IN BACON THATS MY FETISH
ACTUALLY ITS NOT, I HAVE NO FUCKING IDEA WHAT AWAKENS THE MONSTER BELOW THE BELT
Cookies and nudity, all you need in life
we are not getting arrested this weekend. I don't care who I have to blow its just not happening.
Hey I know we haven't talked in a while, but I wanted to thank you for those m&ms you bought me for Christmas. Sorry I never got you anything then broke up with you.
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