I think I saw a glimmer of recognition, but she must not have been able to make me out through all of her whorishness.
the can pyramid on my head actually reached a decent height before I moved.
i woke up completely naked except for a bottle of beer saran wrapped in between my boobs
Got robbed by knifepoint. Then got sympathy Bj. I might have to walk down Austin ave drunk every weekend
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I've never danced to a Michael Jackson song in a bar and left alone bro. Something in girls loves a guy who dances to mj
Can't we have real sex instead of you just thrusting the air near me?
iphones do not disturb setting is the biggest cock block to my 3am booty calls
Well I can cross being naked in a minivan off the list
I stepped in puke last night then washed it off my shoe with beer. Is there a grace period to respect before wearing them to class?
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So the revenge porn my ex posted just resulted in a contract with a gay porn company. I'm going to make $8,000 this weekend. That would a breakup checkmate. Are you joining me in the legislative committee hearing tomorrow?
Is it illegal to hookup with your fathers god child?
You called your ex, and talked to her for an hour about how you miss her, came back inside and asked the girl with the biggest tits if you could take a pic with your face in them and sent her the picture.
Lest it die in the depths of eternal drunken recall denial...we peed in the street. Middle of the street. Simultaneously. Peed. Street. Middle of street.
He told me that losing me was the biggest mistake of his life. Of course it was. My tits are incredible and I know more about college football than he does.
The neighbor just poured gasoline on his 2 brush fires and proceeded to shoot Roman candles at them 🤔
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