umm..so Dad's wearing a thong, I don't know what to do
put a dollar in it?
Bt dubs, I still have cuts on my arm from when you attacked me with a dildo on Saturday night.
Problem: At home sick with a stomach virus. Solution: smoke weed all day...
there's only 1 girl at Mount St Mary that's a virgin. the Mary statue standing outside
She told me I was only the second guy she slept with. I told her she was only my second Megan.
thanks so much for stopping me from telling him i want to have sex with him while i proceeded to hookup with the air.
There was an awkward moment where I was going for his cock and he reach out and held my hand, thinking that what I was doing
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
this is not the first time I've had hot dogs and 151 for thanksgiving.
nothing like walking in the house at 3 am in my panties and a sheer shirt carrying a life sized cardboard dale earnhardt jr
I'm looking forward to the release of my future best seller - "Three Words to Make Your Relationship 100% Better: Surprise Blow Jobs"
Also the McRib is back. Lets get high, dress like cowboys, and eat some McRibs.
He just kept mumbling that he was too drunk for society and then he peed in a bush
I was so high I just stared at the papa john's app on my phone and cried
Do you remember seeing anyone put a "my other penis is a vagina" bumper sticker on my car?
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