The worlds most fuckable chipmunk
Only in college do people pre-game a meteor shower
vodka and carrot juice, if im gonna drink i at least got my 8 servings of vegetable
i just called corporate taco bell to ask about the life span of a chicken burrito.
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Shot gunning beers for breakfast. You better be ready for today.
i wanted to ask her what his dick looked like but i thought that would be weird for the first time i met her
Remember when I referred to my box of wine as my briefcase and made all of those stupid jokes about working overtime? Thanks for ignoring my cry for help.
gorilla chasing a banana on crotch rockets. Halloween is getting way too real
Fun fact. I am at the police dept. getting served a warrant for unpaid ordinance... and the officer was a one night stand from like 10 years ago.
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Besides you're a Tennessee fan and it'd be against my religion to have your penis inside me today.
I just smoked by myself in my childhood bedroom, how happy does it seem I am to be home for Christmas?
I miss forts and drugs that made me believe in unicorns...
As a courtesy going forward if you could not bang in my house that would be nice
so.. please tell me you did not really sleep on the washing machine last night
guilty
Btw I puked in your glovebox
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