I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
he refuses to go down on me anymore when he's high because he thinks my clit piercing stares at him
she got the salsa and pickles out of the fridge looked at me and said what can i make with this
Could someone please explain the rug burn on the right side of my face and do I need a shot of penicillin?
shit went down at the bar when this girl with 'morals' totally cock blocked a married guy. she actually kicked IN the bathroom door when they were fucking in there. then we all did shots.
Next time you're baked eat baked beans and potato chips together. Like dip them in the beans. It's so good
Reached a new low last night. Passed out. With my pants down. On the toilet. At ihop. Waitress had to wake me up.
This is the guy I made out with and it made me think of my dad. Let's never talk about it again.
We exchanged spring break stories last night. Open relationships are the best.
Well at least ssomeone is or the state is tafing over ir in twligiob
Wow I got tittyfucked by the American Dream
I did this clutch move yesterday at the bar where I grabbed a plastic cup for water and discreetly threw up in it while walking around and then tossed it. It was my best boot and rally ever
HE PEED ON ME. THE MANAGER OF THE BAR.
I was doing good, then they gave me free shots
The only words I could make out were "Dicksmash McIroncock".
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