I think I just saw someone hide a body.
i'm starting to get pissed at how pandora is trying to force coldplay on me
Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
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It's 6 am and I've spent the last few hours searching for a cork screw or suitable substitute. You had none. Incidentally, I finally opened this bottle of wine, but owe you a new meat sticky thing with those two prongs. Sobriety is not good for me. Or your utensils.
I dreampt that we were shooting zombies while we having sex. Is that normal?
We did hand stand push-ups while beer bonging. Its now a thing
We watched the first ever season of SNL and fucked for so long. He accidentally punched me in the face, but I mean, John Belushi was the background noise of our sex. I can deal with it.
coughing up blood. I'm leaving for the doctor now. P.S. I just won $350 on the wheel of fortune machine in the casino.
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After pissing all over her van its a lot easier to look her in the eye than I thought.
I mean we don't talk anymore but I still see him around wearing that sweater he stole from me after we had sex
I'm giving drunk me full control of my body for the next few days. Please don't let me die.
In my defense, the second lapdance I gave was because of a dare.
I walked in the kitchen and heard her saying "We could have been so good together" as she caressed an egg with her cheek.
The guy i took home was a circus freak. He jerked off 3 times in front me after we had sex. And he came every time.
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