And then falling down drunk the next morning, concussing yourself and splitting your head open?
That was pretty sad, but you more than made up for it by using "concussing" in a sentence
It's like you don't even want to get drunk with me everyday, anymore.
i wanna anger bang this girl behind me at work. she never shuts up with her annoying voice. but her boobs are phenom.
Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
I just told a kid I was in a wheelchair because Santa shot me due to me being on the naughty list. You should have seen this little bastards face
How was the party? Lets put it this way: "He wants her dick" was a factual sentence stated last night.
His penis contains the glue that keeps this relationship together.
I consider myself to be an upstream bisexual
You're the salmon of the gays...
If his smile makes you freak out and drop things imagine what his penis could do
Also, I cannot stop picturing myself in a bar, 3 years from now ordering soda. Just soda. 30 pounds over weight and wearing a cat sweater. I feel like I'm heading in the wrong direction in life.
Zach, it's Lisa from work. Was that you yeiling BALLS DEEP at me on I-25 or is it just something about me that invites that from rando creeps?
the dude in the apartments across the street got a video of me railing blake on your front steps last night
shit like this is why i dont let you drink vodka anymore ..
I was full on naked standing in his room and I just said "this isn't me" and left.
Everything is covered in gelatin and pam cooking spray. Jesus be a shield.
Whatever you wanna call it i just wanna get railed tonight
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