I though she ruined it by crying, then I realized it wasn’t a tear, it was my great aim. It turned out to be beautiful.
i would totally switch to progressive if they'd let me bang that girl in the commercial.
If i could bang her from 80ft away, I would
i almost set my kitchen on fire last night. homecoming week is getting the best of me
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so you told her it was a 'nam scar? i mean, how old does she think you are.
It's like even though I'm not in college anymore my body still knows it's September and is putting itself into competitive binge drinking mode.
Tip of the day: Don't ever send a bootycxall at 3 in aftnoon. No one will respond n u'll just feel fooolish.
You said "sustain yourself" quietly over and over as you fed joeys hamster cashews. Acid you is a trip
there's still three solo cups of your puke in my basement. so that needs to be solved at some point.
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I found his Linkedin the day after he created it. Too stalkerish or just right?
I hate being near you and not being able to do what I want. It's like a recovering alcoholic tending bar. I feel like Sam Malone. Except I can't bang the cute chick I work with.
It was a book called Gay Safari.
I'm so happy for you now that you have found your perfect porn novel.
Ever walked into a basement full of 10 guys jerking it to a live stripper? Cause I have. Always confirm the address of a house party. Always.
Pencil dick carries the name proudly.
Just puked. First it was bright neon blue then it turned to bright lime green. How does that even happen? And wtf was I drinkin last night?
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