1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
Someone played tic tac toe on my abs?
You would be married by May if you put half as much energy into getting straight guys as you do into getting gay guys
she demanded that I make her breakfast too so im in the bathroom cooking bacon with her straightener
He's more than prepared to help us move. Dude brought sunscreen, cans of Coke, and Captain Morgan.
I am now trying to reassure her that she doesn't have a wide-set vagina. So thanks, for whatever you said.
Because you work where i will be drunk tonight I'm asking you. Is a shirt required on Halloween?
I have chafed skin from the handy she gave me. I told her that and she said return the favor when it heals. I'm in love.
It's the happiest looking penis I've ever seen. It should have a top hat and a spectacle on and soft shoe across the room with a cane. He's a cheery little feller.
I'm spending tomorrow doing taxes and making jello shots. Is this adulthood?
I know it was a good night because I got a lecture from my roommates mom about stranger danger
I went to the strip club tonight. I had never gone, and in a panic I gave the dancer giving me a lap dance a handshake and introduced myself. Redefines business casual.
Apparently I had 2 bloody noses and after my sis put me to bed at the hotel, I escaped and my sister's friend found me in an elevator with some guy
That's why we have robots to masturbate for us
I didn’t spend $100 for a wax to sit here and listen to you FT your brother to complain about how bad the Jets are.
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