FUCK TREES I CLIMB BUOYS MOTHERFUCKER
STOP listening to that song
im pretty sure one of the guys i was dancing with at graffiti wrote on my back "you rock". now feel like a danced with a 5 year old.
ugh the "ive seen you naked on the internet" look is really getting tiring
having my hair in braids makes puking so easy. i am being an indian every halloween
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guy just got out of the car at the drive in and told his girlfriend "fuck you and your taco" and walked off
I left puerto rico a week ago and my vagina still smells like coconut.
4pm update. Theres smashed cake inside my duffel bag, a vodka bottle in the dish drainer, and the most productive thing ive done is make 40 pigs in a blanket
As if me making pizza in a skillet wasn't enough proof that I was in no state to be cooking, this burn blister on my hand is
Sitting on an airplane reeking of booze, sex and shame while surrounded by families coming home from Disney. This is not one of my finer moments.
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Where's Taylor bro?
Never mind found him under the sink
Her delivery came. She's ordered a pack of 144 condoms.
She really has to stop the coke at some point. Won't she run out of money eventually?
Won't she run out of nose eventually?
I know but at least you've never been asked to have sex dressed up like Catwoman
Have you ever had to act sober and talk to an authority figure in a coconut bra? Because it is just as degrading as you would imagine.
THERE IS JIZZ ON MY CEILING. HOW THE FUCK IS THERE JIZZ ON MY CEILING
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