When he took off his pants i accidently shouted "that is one small wiener," and thats when he left
you'd think someone with a dick that small would take what he could get
your ability to fuck hot guys even when you go out in sweats amazes me
He's trying to row the canoe up my front yard like he is Lewis and Clark.
ROOF CAVED IN, WE'RE GUNNA MAKE A WATERSLIDE
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I can coach you back to consumption. Think of it kinda like Rocky II.
I will seriously deflate and melt into the floor into a puddle of devestation, shame and vodka.
Life seems so much brighter and more vibrant after you have sex with a 20 year old. It's like how Kansas was in black and white and Oz was in technicolor.
You were sending me snapchats from a bathtub with your beer helmet on and your boobs out.
Drugs are gluten free tho, right?
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DON'T YOU TELL ME I HAVE HERPES ON MY BIRTHDAY. THAT IS MOST DEFINITELY NOT A HAPPY BIRTHDAY.
He cried & told me I reminded him off his mother. I don't want to talk about it. I want to drink about it.
Talk about having your cake and eating it he has basically demolished the whole fucking bakery
I woke up on a different floor than I went to sleep on. Can't find my shoes.
She was giving me head, and a cop pulled up next to us. I freaked when he looked over at me, but so did he and rear ended the car in front of him.
She just kept screaming and saying "fucking you is like fucking a mountain"
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