OMFG I JUST SAW SOMEONE GIVING SOMEONE ELSE ROAD HEAD AND THEY HIT A POTHOLE. my day has been officially made.
She is making me post-sex grilled cheese at 2 am wearing only shorts and cowboy boots. I am so in love
I wish I could save this moment forever and have sex with it regularly. Its just tht beautiful.
I'm going to fuck my way out of the friend zone if its the last thing I do
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We have a hundred jello shots. Lines will be crossed.
you better not pull some "waking up at 2 in the afternoon" shit, we have weed to smoke.
She's clinging to me like a horny koala.
I consider myself an expert at getting drunk and embarrassing people at weddings.
so, give him that "thank you for fighting for my freedom bj" & he wont even remember what you said in that six min voice mail.
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All I know is I got on a table at late night and sang gotta go my own way
He had really great hair, but he told me he's been in a psych ward three times. I mean I know I'm a psych major, but that's too much.
He must've been a bear in a previous life. My nipple is bleeding. Shit's sensitive.
You grabbed my dick don't call me son
he sent me a picture of him holding out his pinky so we could pinky promise. i have to fuck him now
its like probably shouldnt be sending pics of your asshole to strangers who work in the same building as you
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