Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
connan obrien reminds me of an asparagus spear
Wake and baked to watch the boston marathon. God I love massachusetts
the black eye was caused by a 12 year old girl in a vampire costume who punched you in the face after you aggresively screamed "TEAM JACOB!" in her face & howled at the moon...
I think after that blow job he got the other day he'd set himself on fire if I asked.
and after i failed the breathalyzer i said to the cop "i've never been very good at tests"....
As a matter of fact, I am on the treadmill with the Bottle of UV Blue as we speak.....
My roommate comes home screaming, I brought you home a friend! I thought she brought me a guy...no, she brought home a one-eyed shih tzu.
Just spread butter on my bathrobe. This has been an ace morning.
Just at the gym drinking. We call it treadmillcolada
i don't remember going ever taking off my pants but my pubes are shaved into a K and kelsey is passed out in the shower.
Don't call police on the strange man passed out in his car in the driveway. I'll be home around noon to collect him.
I feel like a pile of chihuahua shit that got eaten by a Great Dane who puked it up and then set it on fire.
I'm sorry for getting drunk and throwing a robo-bird at you.
On a serious note, don't let me forget to tell you about firecracker baseball. I'm glad I have my fingers. I had to count them.
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