i had a dream last night that you and i organized a foursome. swear to god
ps i'll be in miami in early july. this text has no relation to the last one
I can see my step sister's thong. Don't know if I should let myself be turned on or not
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
so i never found you. but i found vodka. so its kinda the same
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We pulled over so he could pee and the next thing I know he's running down the hill by himself with his pants down
You guys crashed sarahs vespa into a snowbank and its still there. not cool.
i'm just sitting here going through her tagged pics, covering up different parts of her face to try and figure out exactly what it is that makes her so ugly.
hes like my own personal sex toy i use him on the weekends and then i have the option to put him away all week
You kept apologizing for not offering me some of your Whisky, which you referred to as "Jesus Nectar".
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You gave me your shirt to use as a napkin every time I spilled beer on myself. Before we went to the bar.
Copy that. Decided to shower with a beer in a glass bottle. Gotta stop the bleeding first. Be there is 20
wanna come over? I have movies.
sure, what movies
porn or disney, your choice
The Royals are in the World Series. I've never drank so much in one week in my life.
A Morman just tried to recruit me and I told him "Trust me, you don't want me"
I think him and kristen are pretty serious now.. I dont think he cheats on her, anymore.
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