what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
She found 60 bucks at the strip club. Its probabably been in a vagina but really most money probably has
Thursday nights need to stop happening to me.
We were dancing and she was clawing my stomach like a fat kid getting to a half broken pinata.
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
I'm confident that their children would come out as 100% authentic rats
She has the perfect pussy. Looks like a paper cut with a puff of cotton candy on top.
I'm in my bed. Snow angles in fresh sheets. don't even try to get me out tonight.
I shaved my pussy for you. If you complain about a single hair that I missed again, you will be greeted by a bush the next time you go down on me and i will MAKE YOU KEEP GOING
He came so hard that he yelled what sounded like a spell from Harry Potter.
I'm currently sitting beside my brother who is taking a bath and feeding him nachos while he covers his genitals. If that's not sibling bonding then I don't know what is
Remind me to talk to you about nipple clamps.
You're the best thing in my life, followed closely by cannabis and trashy romance novels
I just got a text giving me an hour window for when my vibrator is gonna be delivered. If that's not awesome customer service, I don't know what is.
Wait, I'm confused. I EMPTIED the bottle? as in consumed it? I'm impressed with myself.
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