He said he only talked to me because I talk dirty in bed.
so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
I went outside for a smoke at 4 and things seemed normal. It's 6 now and the front lawn is COVERED in tortilla chips. WTF?
and then he put stevie wonder on to fuck to...and hummed along as I blew him
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I'm sorry. I really don't see what's wrong with pregaming before a wine tasting.This champagne won't drink itself.
The wine tasting is just for charity anyways...
I'm puking to John Mayor, save me. Or at least change it to somethong beyyt
There are more dirty dishes in my bed then in the kitchen. Have I lost at life?
He pushed a skinny white blonde out of the way just to tell me "you have the finest ass, like ever."
I have never loved a nerdy white boy this much.
You took a selfie with my hard dick and sent it to Scott with the caption 'Toldja'. It was hard to forget you're a teenager after that
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You haven't lived until you have fucked while Fantasia is on
I just got his Save the Dave and, to answer your next question, NO I AM NOT GOING TO THE WEDDING OF THE GUY WHO GOT DRUNK AND CAME ON MY CHEST.
There are peanut butter donuts now. We are playing with forces we can't possibly understand.
I just said "you do you" to my penis.
This is the nicest bathroom I've ever been drunk in. The urinal is gold.
I admit I fucked your best friend, but to be fair, you fucked the tristate area. So there's a good chance about 40% of those people are MY friends.
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