I found your undies. They were wrapped around my leg.
It would be worth it to see how drunk he is right now.
He cartwheeled into the side of the neighbor's garage.
Ok, i'm coming over
you convinced me to pee myself because I was wearing dark jeans.
I literally sat down and peed with my underwear still on. How does that happen?
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Saw a guy in a chef outfit covered in mustard talking jiberish into his phone running across the skywalk.
I walked out of the store holding my face and a lady pulled her daughter away from me as I then threwup in the parking lot
The girl I hooked up with in exchange for Ramen freshmen year is living with the girl I currently wish to bang.
Try oodles of noodles this time.
he tried to do a one handed cartwheel to showoff but knocked himself out cold. fuckin jagerbombs will kill that man.
But youre all cute and shit. Woo that cunt. And by cunt i mean strong independent woman
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Walked back to my room from the bus last night and all I see is 3 of my friends on the porch chugging whiskey and then throwing up in unison
WHY did you say no to the sex seance?
She has the perfect pussy. Looks like a paper cut with a puff of cotton candy on top.
I'm crying watching Rihanna at the VMAs. Periods are a bitch
I passed up getting laid last night. It's almost been a YEAR - what the Hell was I thinking, being so choosy??
Do I have to cook for the potluck? Can I just bring a costco size bottle of Vodka?
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