I CAN MOONWALK!
I would have added her but her profile pic was piece of pie
dont get mad but guess who just got banned for life from dodger stadium
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
To be honest I don't know what's worse, the fact that I interupted their shower sex or the fact that I was so drunk I used the adjoining stall anyway
In a strange taxi 3059. Battery dying I'm dying. Bye.
NEW INFORMATION meech found me passed out on a bench outside.
thanks for not telling him i named my trumpet after his dick
Do you count doing $200 of coke off his dick until 6am as a successful rekindling of our relationship or...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He keeps bees of course he's weird
They ran out of toilet paper so I used the rug to wipe my vagina
Partying with my eighth grade history teacher I know you're jealous
Russell is lonely. He needs a companion.
You're lucky you have a monster cock or most people may just laugh at your penis' nickname.
It was like a single vaginal boat in a sea of one eyed monsters
I just got a handjob in the back of an Uber while a large German dude and a Midwestern fuck-boi sang along in falsetto to the Bohemian Rhapsody.
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