I just want to hang out with her.
You're a liar. Why do I have to give you reasons you can't have sex with my mom? I hate you.
she said i was amazing, then i left to room to take the rubber off and came back to find her masturbating with my xbox controller while niko got a call from roman.
but really, i care about skinny girls as much as michael vick cares about rotweilers
so I think I'm done having sex with her, she's way too crazy
what about the blowjobs for adderall?
no those are still okay
the pharmacist hit on me as i picked up my herpes medecine. i think we found a winner.
It was an igloo shaped doghouse, I was obligated to hotbox it
When were having sex he was mumbling some guys name. If he wasn't as hot as he is I'd be concerned.
It's one of those things you just need to see in person at least once in your life. Like Niagara falls or some shit. His ass is the Niagara falls of asses
Omg. I wanna lecture the drug dealer about how highschool should not be his glory days.
OH MY GOD! I CAN FEEL A PULSE IN MY BALLS IT HURTS! ITS LIKE MINI FEMINIST NINJAS ARE ATTACKING MY BALLS!!!
Girl, he's like catnip for my pussy.
He sang a ten minute song about me sitting on his face and eating quesadillas. Pretty sure I have to marry him.
I really just gave up on masterbating because I'm too tired. I really am getting old.
Are you drunk? You left me a voicemail at 5:59 AM of you making dolphin sounds.
It'd be good to change things up a bit, right now the only public service I'm doing from my apt is hanging out in my underwear with the lights on.
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