I saved him in my fone as special pumba. he was just pumba but then he found me drugs
My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
is 69 when you're sideways or up & down? I was on my back & confused.
there were more penises there than on chat roulette
All I know is I had a penis in one hand a bottle of wine in the other
We had phone sex and he came in his sink. i will never eat off one of his plates again
Status Uddate: I lost half a tooth and Alison is taking Amy Grant requests via bullhorn
Blacked out, Had to be carried out of the bar again by two large black bouncers. Asked them to be my "boo thangz" Again.
This should be a warning to men everywhere: do not send pictures of your erect penis to women you hardly know - they will add cats and send them to all of their friends.
Come over. I'll eat you out and we'll make bacon.
best text I've received ever.
Jsyk, in serious talks of trading blowjobs for soup in bed. I'm sober
I'd cum for enchiladas.
I'm so excited for post-beer fest chipotle. It will be better than scared shitless pre-go karting chipotle.
I like dinosaurs. I like penises. It's kind of a win win
If I had a dick, I'd stick it in some Oreo pancakes
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