You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
Still workable. Pretty sure i told her i'd eat her out in the woods.
I hurt. I blacked out in a onesie. Reevaluation needs to happen.
My dealer's mom died on christmas eve. Is it too soon to see if he's holding?
Wierdest expirience of my life this girl literally just knocked on my door at 140am to blow me in the shower. Idk what im doing but im doing it right
I maybe late, he's in a peeing contest with the neighbor's dog. Currently he's in the lead.
the only thing you and i have in common is the we like weed and looking at my naked body.
I wore granny panties last night to ensure I didn't sleep with him. He said they made me seem more mature. I need a new plan
you fail at everything in life besides blacking out
Know what I do when I'm in that mood? Whenever anyone talks to me I just hiss like a cat. They go away.
Let's drink tonight I promise I'll make it out of the house
Him showing up yesterday was like a giant ego stroke for my vagina.
It figures that the only time one of my videos on Snapchat gets replayed is a video of my Hedonism Bot impression and NOT my nudes
so hungover. idk whos house or comp im on
Come over. Bring drugs. My sister is making cookies. She took Valium. They should be badass cookies.
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