so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
On the bright side, at least we arent the generation raised by fucked up teen moms.
bro im too drunk for your spanish code words. did you fuck her or not.
his mom cheated on his dad so i think he has a weird freudian thing for whores
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It's official. The summoning powers of my vagina are unmatched by anything in this world.
We are lost and the only things we have are peanut brittle, cookies and vodka. I think we'll make it.
Great. Woke up in Ts room wearing one sock, a glove and a beret with a sorrority chick CLEARLY out of my league. Jose Cuervo you ARE a friend of mine.
They're letting me teach a freshman-laden class now. This university needs better background checks.
nothing like walking in the house at 3 am in my panties and a sheer shirt carrying a life sized cardboard dale earnhardt jr
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One day, tell me please to stop buying shots when I'm overwhelmed. I might have just broken a tooth
who are you talking about my vagina to?!
You'd be proud. Took my birth control today at 12:30 with a Budweiser. Guy across the bar saw and held his bottle up to salute me 😂
All our friends are getting married, and I'm the dateless guy bringing molly to their weddings.
Give me a few. Gonna ride the rollercoaster.
I need dick so bad, I’m dressing sexy for the school pick up line and sports practices to entice a few of the DILFs
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